My Dick is soooo big...


My Dick is so big, right now it's in the other room making us drinks.

My Dick is so big, it has it's own dick, and even my dick's dick is bigger than yours.

My Dick is the walrus, koo koo kajoob.

My Dick is so big, I'M it's bitch.

My Dick is so big, U.S. West nailed some fiber optic lines at the top, and I didn't feel it until the next Thursday.

My Dick is so big, when I get a boner,... it affects the tides.

My Dick is so big, the head has only seen the balls in pictures.

My Dick is so big, NASA has launched space probes to find the end.

My Dick is so big, I could wear it as a tie, but I'm too afraid of getting a hard on and choking myself.

My Dick is so big, it won't return Speilbergs phonecalls.

My Dick is so big, movie theatre popcorn now comes in "small", "medium", "large", and "my dick"

My Dick is so big, there's a shoe called "AIR my dick"

My Dick is so big, I finally figured out a good use for a woman with a big mouth.

My dick is so big, you're standing on it.

My dick is so big, I need a blood transfusion to get fully erect.

My dick is so big, I was standing in Nebraska, and got a blow job in Alabama.

My dick is so big, it takes four fat women and a team of clydesdales to jack me off.